The power of feeling good. There is nothing like it. Your body oozes with a sense of confidence. You hold your head just a little higher. You move with a grace that a swan would envy. Your thoughts are clearer…you are more focused. You place your steps perfectly…effortlessly. You don’t walk…you actually glide from one joy to the next…from one accomplishment to the next great moment of personal magnificence. You can have that feeling every day-- no matter what the circumstances. You can decide to be confident, ambitious…and yes worthy of praise and accolades. Nothing can stop you. Oh, wait, there is one thing that might prevent you from experiencing joy and pleasure. It’s a small thing really. But it’s oh, so powerful…amazingly powerful. It virtually has the power to divide a good mood from a bad mood. It can divide confidence from confusion…divide brilliance from babble. It can even be the difference between comfort and pain. Make no mistake, it is the dividing line—the dividing string actually. It divides one butt cheek from the other. I’m talking about the thong. Who would have thought a tiny colorful string could have so much power. Ladies, your success may be hanging by a string. Make sure yours fit properly.
